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SKATROSEXUAL

Skaterosexual: ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t’r0-sk’sh-l) n

A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn’t hang out with skaters or actually skate.

Use 1: I’m such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.

Use 2: I can’t wear this gear… it’s so skatero; it’s way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.

Synonyms: urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin’ raver/clubber, 15 sumtin’ snowboarder.

Antonyms: skate rat, ollie hole.

Translations: (Japan) Fauxrelle / (German) Svinksta’ / (Greek) Limitopoulos / (Russian) Hesbee Knockotovz